Woe of Cartoons

Why aren’t you reporting on the injuries suffered in my d0og’s double ass?

D. Hellman knows well what happened but has failed to share that information.

I invoke him, the darkness in him, to manifest itself here!

Dogs often drink, at their master’s behest.

Li’l’ Spot slurps it up,

beginning an ass fest.

Jumping into master’s lap,

they crash into knees

Like the Edmund Fitzgerald.

They also bring fleas.

on another note

I often bring that up if I go to an OA meeting.  I say, would’t it be

great

If food addicts chased each other down the street like the first

alcoholics

Did, dragging them to meetings (Bill Wilson and Dr. Bob apparently had

to chase

Alcohlic no. 3 down the street and drag him to the first AA meetings).

I always

Say if we chased obese americans down the street, it would be very easy

to catch

Them, much easier than bill wilson and dr. bob catching that first

alcoholic.

I bet that alcoholic could run!

The fatties can’t run.  Their legs rub together and their pants often

rip in back.

—–Original Message—–

From: Tony Millionaire [mailto:millionaire@mindspring.com]

Sent: Friday, September 30, 2005 7:47 AM

To: Terrence Ross

Subject: Re: Neua programma

Fast animals could easily outrun fast food people.

The future will be cleaved

Through war between two similar, but different fast food cartels. FAST

FOOD will comprise the restaurants of mcdonalds, burger king, white

castle, and is Completely artificial food made in factories and

laboratories On the other side of this war will be the FAST ANIMALS

movement, Including BOB EVANS restaurants, Country Kitchen, and Amish

Kitche and Cheese Crock.  They will perfect a way of growing giant

animals, 40 foot cows, hogs over 100 feet tall, a single example of

which could feed a small town for days.

This war will be horrible.  The devotees of the FAST FOOD group will be

mind controlled slaves.  They will advance on the BOB EVANS and CHEESE

BARN and AMISH Kitchen like establishments.  In the end, FAST ANIMALS

will be released from their giant pens and stomp on the enslaved food

addicts.  The giant hogs will roll over them just like angry boars in

the farm yard, like hogs which have just had their balls cut off.

But these hogs will be hundreds of feet tall.

Drinky and uncle gabby are shipwrecked, and thirsty. They find a bottle
but a genie pops out, and offers them three wishes. “One will do, turn
the sea into rum!’

“I FOUND A BOTTLE OF BOOZE!” SAYS DRINKY DROW, TO UNDLE GABBY (THEY Are
adrift in a lifeboat)
Uncorking it a genie pops out, “I can grant you three wishes” says the
genie
“one will do, says uncle gabby, turn the sea into booze”

— Terrence Ross wrote:

From: “Terrence Ross”
To:
Subject: poem
Date: Sun, 14 Jan 2007 00:35:02 -0500

Honey oh honey how beutifiul you are
Drunk, and slightly sweating,
I make you a line, we can get home
At any time.

Honey you are so beautiful doing cocaine,
Naked
How lovely, tomorrow I will take you to
A peggy lee concert
On 18th street!

Alcohol Pill Can Get You Drunk Without Drinking, Researcher Says

Thanks to a new technique developed by Russian professor Evgeny Moskalev, now you can get drunk without drinking.

Moskalev has created an “alcohol pill” using a method that transforms alcohol into a powder, which can then be packed into potent pills.

“We have developed a technology that allowed us to turn any liquid solution into powder,” Professor Moskalev said.

He reports having tested his technique on liquor “containing as much as 96% alcohol content,” notes MyFoxSpokane.

Moskalev claims to be able to create an alcohol pill from just about any boozy beverage, including whiskey, cognac, beer, and wine, the Times of India reports.

The Times Of India describes how these “vodka pills” or “whiskey pills” could be taken by people in lieu of drinking:

Vodka in form of a pill would come handy at parties when “consumers” would be able to calculate their exact required dosage.